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Rand0mms [rand-aums]: moments. some, bringing me closer to peace. Others, inspiring its acquisition.

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“I’d like the mac and cheese and thun-dhoor-hee chicken wings, please.”

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She leans in to bridge what I think is the auditory distance between us.

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“…the mac and cheese and THUN dhoor hee chicken wings, please,” I say with my kindest and best off-the-clock professional smile, teeth tucked passive aggressively behind my lips.

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She responds with question mark eyebrows “I’m so sorry..can you repeat that?”

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“The thunnnndhooooooooreeeeee wings….???”.

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No dice, again. Her bewilderment is contagious, because at this point I’m beginning to wonder if we’re speaking in different languages. She now leans in further, in complete violation of my face’s personal space, and I imagine what “What part of my order don’t you understand?” must smell like on my breath.

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Pan to: My bff/roomie/hetero-life-partner of four years and another…

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